Wednesday, September 25, 2024

The Waterfront Trail Guidebook

The Waterfront Trail Guidebook: Explore Yesterday & Tomorrow Along the Shores of Lake Ontario

marlaine-cibc-koehler


The book is plagued by a great deal of very fine print. It has an editor and lists CIBC as the publisher, since they put up the money.


And it begins with some high flown words from David Crombie on behalf of his Royal Commission determined it not collect dust like so many others. Given the present-day kerfuffle over Ontario Place the words seem prescient though written almost 30 years ago.


One anachronism is the mention of payphones, good luck finding one in this age of cellphones.


In its attempt to be all things to all people the Trans Canada Trail has introduced incompatible uses to many trail systems that found themselves in the embarrassing position of being forced to compromise their ideals. The Bruce Trail is no longer restricted to hiking only.


The population of Burlington has grown by 60,000 since this book was published. The wildlife cited can be a mixed blessing as when the deer noshed on the Tulips in the RBG Rock Garden. If a coyote is playing with your pet know they are sizing up dinner.


I am struck by how little of the trail is actually on the shore of the lake. Many owners of lakeside property once had riparian rights to prevent anyone hunting off their shores. Most have no desire to endure the loss of privacy and litter that would attend having people traipse along the lakefront.


It's the same sentiment people who live adjacent former railway tracks feel about rails to trails conversions. Trains don't stage late night parties or toss litter.


The book supplies phone numbers for businesses and institutions not the websites which would be available 24/7. It was published after Canada went metric and supplies distances in Km and Miles.


I am a life member of the Royal Botanical Gardens. Another book reviewed here documents Conservative Government's lack of support for cultural programs. Lack of governmental support for the gardens and rising labour costs have forced the RBG to nickel and dime visitors for what was once free to support the garden's ongoing maintenance. As a long-term member I suffer nostalgia for the many sections of the gardens that have disappeared over the years. It's still a great place but it was formerly even greater.


Driving East from the RBG one passes by the graves of soldiers of successive world wars. North Shore Blvd is millionaires row where they've cornered the market on 3-way stop signs in hopes of discouraging through traffic. The one window on the lake has a lovely view of Dafasco and Stelco. In spring one swamp affords a delightful view of Marsh Marigolds. I would not want to be biking where the road meets the QE Niagara Bound. Just in case Josie Brant Hospital is just past if you make it that far.


Since the nearby Centre for Inland Water Studies got their seismograph we now hear about local earthquakes.


About the time I'm writing this in recent years the algal bloom tends to peak and being anywhere near the lake in our area, Burlington/Oakville is an assault on the nose.


Shell Park in Oakville is closed for 4 months while work goes on in an attempt to stop shoreline erosion.


What was Lakeshore Road in the 1800's is a mile out in Lake Ontario Today. During my half century in Oakville the site of the original bandshell in Coronation Park is under water. Shoreline erosion is inevitable and global warming is driving storms that speed it.


The $30 entry fee for Bronte Creek Provincial Park seems exorbitant. That the owners of East Oakville's mansions don't want people traipsing by their front yards is apparent in the fact that the trail follows the highway some distance from the lake front. One former estate took a highschool jock an entire week to mow it on a riding mower. The Estate at Nine Line/Maplegrove has green houses and a polo pitch.


The property just across Winston Churchill was bought to be a nuclear power station and the research facility on the north side makes the entire property out of bounds. The lack of human interference makes it a naturalist's dream, I have toured it.


Bronte Outer Harbour was still a construction project when this book was written. Getting to events and concerts taking place there is plagued by lack of parking and the long bus ride which would be the alternative.


The nouveau-riche young ladies of the present age are entitled and not as civic-minded as their predecessors. The loss of this cadre of volunteers has led to the demise of many organizations run by unpaid workers. The Waterfront Festival in Oakville is one victim of this trend. Service Organizations in general are feeling a drop off in membership.


Recognizing this trend students are now required to perform 40 volunteer hours before they can graduate high school. This is not court imposed servitude.


Coronation Park is being eaten by Lake Ontario. The Arts Society Building is gone. Lack of parking and noise complaints from residents to the North have led to events being moved to Bronte Waterfront.


Most views of the lake in East Oakville are had from small parkettes after you walk past the mansions that line the roadways. Since I've delivered their mail I've seen more than most though I didn't get to sit and watch the lake.


Bel Aire Dr. is relatively recent having been built on the Samuels Estate one of the last great heaps a property so large a high school jock spent an entire week mowing it on a ride-on lawn mower in summer when he wasn't pumping iron. Owner of Samson Farms which occupied over half of the Back Stretch at Woodbine.


Here's the dirt on red bricks. National Sewer Pipe was wholly owned by Kelly New of Oakville. When his employees went on strike he fired the lot, a measure emulated by Reagan, and levelled the plant brick by brick.


People buying homes from developers North of Lakeshore in MIssissauga were assured that refinery is closing. That was 50 years ago. Originally British Patrolium and latterly Gulf, At Gulf we Hurry--HOME.


The plant in West Oakville whose flare lit up the sky and occasioned a semi-permanent pollution sniffing station was acquired by Petro Canada from Shell. Decommissioned in 1983 the place became a shipment and storage centre increasing heavy truck traffic exponentially .


Herridges was a third generation Fruit and Vegetable Stand on Southdown Road that formerly grew their corn on site. It closed permanently December 24, 2022.


The Fruit Market beside Coronation Park at 1510 LSW is also gone. Cudmores West of the Bronte Creek formerly operated a fruit stand and grew much of the produce they sold and maintained cottages for their itinerant workers. They've been reduced to a gardening centre.


Petrocan Refinery


The East End of the property held housing for refinery employees when there wasn't enough in Toronto Township. It is maintained in semi-natural state as a buffer with the elite estates East of the plant. Nothing but concrete doorsteps remain of the former dense community. I requested and got a tour of the property that is planted with species that specialize in absorbing noxious chemicals and odours, alas, most of the wetlands and uplands are planted with non-native species.


Rattray Marsh


The importance of leaving behind an ironclad will comes to the forefront here. The Rattray Estate was seen by developers as prime lakefront property worth millions and they surrounded the remnant Marsh that was preserved with estate housing. Ever the developer's friend Attila the Hen fought naturalists ever step of the way in their attempt to prevent the entire marsh from being drained and built over. She then had the effrontery to brag about preserving the crown jewel in Mississauga's green space. Parks and Wreckcreation have since covered it in boardwalks and bike trails.


Land within cities is too valuable to be wasted on wood ducks, geese and vegetable gardens, just ask Doug Ford.


Jack Darling Park.


Last time I drove down to walk West into Rattray Marsh there was an obstacle course of 5, count 'em, jaw jolting, bone crushing speed bumps to be navigated on the way. The Eastern Towhee I saw along the way was a delight.


Adamson Estate


Much is made of a folly but it is never explained that it is a gatehouse nor is there a photo.


Lakeview Coal Fired Hydro Plant is history, the four sisters were toppled.


In the section on birding calling a Long-Tailed Duck an Old Squaw is now considered politically incorrect.


As a letter carrier one knew areas peopled by people of Jewish and Portuguese origin because of the compelling need they have to define what is theirs by fencing it in meaning the mailman had no choice but to walk in and out every walkway and brave the pets inside those fences.


At the Mimico Creek one enters Toronto, when this book was written amalgamation had yet to occur.


Sir Casimir Gzowski was an ancestor of Peter Gzowski of Toronto Radio Fame.


High Park


Denizens of the park's zoo have been known to go on the lam for extended periods. Most recently hot debate over further bans on traffic in the park and loss of parking.


Ontario Place was Bill Davis' baby and it went down hill after his successors failed to continue his investment.


Of a summer afternoon one caught the GO Train to Exhibition Place and walked down to the Entrance. Climbed to the roof of the "Pods" to admire the view and then joined the line-up for the latest movie showing at the I-Max Cinesphere. A walk on the sunken lake freighter promenade would be followed by a beer and schnitzel at Zum Rhein to ompahpah music or Chinese. A browse of one of the exhibits or Ontario North and then settle in with a good book at the Forum to watch the Toronto Symphony perform on the revolving stage. With the aid of the guns on the Haida or Fort York Sir Andrew Davis shot the Geese out of the park. I was there to see $5 million in fireworks shot off to music though being herded like cattle by the OPP among 10,000 other attendees was less than romantic. I sat in the centre of the Cinesphere one winter to see Top Gun.


When the Forum was replaced by a venue that required a mosh pit I lost interest. What Fat Ford would do to the place is shameful. Some have the Midas touch, Ford the ghetto touch.


The Haida was moved to Hamilton Harbour.


I remember when kids used to do chores and save all summer to blow it at the EX. For those old enough to ride it the ultimate thrill was the Flyer. The Grandstand home of sports and shows closed the year this book was published. Before the Skydome it was THE Place. The Coliseum or horse palace is home to the Royal Winter Fair, the Sportsmans Show and Metro Toronto Police Mounted Unit. The Labour Day Parade used to end at the Grandstand. On the Waterfront is the Boat Show and the Air Show otherwise known as the air traffic controller's headache. It was as this book was being written a British Nimrod took a fatal dive into Lake Ontario.


In describing Toronto's Entertainment District Sky Dome gets mention though the name changes over time. No mention is made of Roy Thomson Hall home of the Toronto Symphony nor of the CBC Broadcasting Centre. The CN Tower's status regarding its height is now under dispute.


Toronto Islands


With all the lakefront Condos and Apartment Building the Island Airport is a point of contention and residents resist the idea of big jets landing there.


Actions have consequences and the building of the Leslie St Spit denied the islands the supply of eroded sand from Scarborough Bluffs that built and sustained them and measures had to be taken to ensure their survival.


The community that exists on public land on the islands is a kettle of fish this guide avoided.


Leslie St Spit is proof that nature will find a way. It is home to rare and endangered species whose seeds bird droppings have spread there. The 150,000 nesting pairs of gulls were quite another matter.


Again, the Beaches is an area unknown to me as is most of Scarberia. Buffers Park is in the news every time someone falls off the cliffs or needs rescuing. There was a kerfuffle over people living in houseboats on the marina. The taxman wants his due.


Metro Zoo is built on Rouge River lands. I led a tour of areas of the park near Two Rivers before the Urban Park was proclaimed. I would fear the place is loved and littered to death. Fat Ford would cover the farmland in the area with housing.


Areas of the trail East of Toronto are best known to me from traffic reports involving the roads that lead from the 401 to the Waterfront. Until I took the virtual tour last night I'd never heard of Pickering Museum Village. I did have the opportunity to take a naturalist led tour of Thickson Woods and supported the fight to save Whitby's Second Marsh unseen.


Alas Cullen Gardens closed ten years after this book was published. Guess I won't get to tour it.


Oshawa is synonymous with General Motors and Ed Broadbent who died just this past January. It doesn't immediately raise thoughts of the natural environment.


At time of writing there was very little access to the Lakefront East of Oshawa/Whitby so other features occupy the pages.


The need for an updated version of this Guide is highlighted. The project seems to have lost way to others and the lack of volunteers and sponsors is evident.


This doggerel is included:


Let the old world, where rank's yet vital,

Part those who have and have not tittle.

Toronto has no social classes --

Only the Masseys and the masses.


Massey Ferguson failed because poor design meant that farmers had to endure significant down time to perform simple maintenance and repairs. Prairie farmers went south of the border to buy their equipment.


I associate Port Hope with


Float your Fanny

Down the Ganny


An event that allows water pistols.


The 401 is as close as I've ever been.


Alas the Trail here as described is a tour of stately homes, not the lakefront. And as the tour goes on it reminds me of Ashenburg's Going to Town.


Good luck finding a Westport Biway anywhere along with Bargoon Harolds for that matter. The current bargain store chain is Dollarama. Or look for Goodwill and Sally Ann Thrift Stores for used goods.


I've driven by the Big Apple on the 401 numerous times without realizing it marks the centre of an apple growing farm area. The MacIntosh Apple has a history not unlike the Gravenstein in my native Nova Scotia.


I've camped at Presqu'ile. The history that marks the sinking of the Speedy saved a park.


I've spent time touring Prince Edward County but otherwise the rest of the trip to Trenton marks exits from the 401.



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Tuesday, September 24, 2024

The Falcon and The Stag: A Tale of Alamore

William of Alamore #2.5

The Falcon and The Stag: A Tale of Alamore

C.J.R. Isely


My first contact with this author whom I learn is female. This is a teaser short story to prompt interest in a 6 volume fantasy series.


A haunted castle with hidden passages. Two brothers whose father the king has just died.


Temrod is a warrior like his father but he is second borne, the spare so to speak.


Paradon is the heir who has enjoyed his life of privilege especially the fine horse his father has given him. He haw relished his freedom too much to think seriously about the duties that will devolve to him when he becomes king. His young knight and best friend Cavian is more serious minded and scholarly.


Paradon refuses to believe that his brother, though aloof, would betray him even when Cavian warns him.


There are eerie parallels in the British Royal Family today. Though Charles has been king in waiting for 70 year and his sons now in their 40ies. These boys are in their twenties.


It is important to have a life guard who is a skilled swordsman. A blood match is not a normal competition. Paradon may live to regret an act of mercy as this tale continues.





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Sunday, September 22, 2024

A Reaper at the Gates

An Ember in the Ashes #3

A Reaper at the Gates

Sabaa Tahir, Aysha Kala (Narrator), Jack Farrar (Narrator), Samantha Sunderland (Narrator), Fred Gaminara (Narrator) 


Book 3 of 4. The text version was a non-starter so I'm trying audio. At least it will be a cure for insomnia. Another of those books where the point of view keeps changing, at least here the reader changes.


It's been too long since I read books 1&2 for me to remember if there were good guys here. Both sides seem malevolent. As the narrators shift the points of view appear to be revealed impartially. I could do with a cast of characters.


Somehow I lost interest among all the machinations.


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Monday, September 16, 2024

Wolfsong

Green Creek #1

Wolfsong

T.J. Klune


So many books, so little time. An author I'd learned of only today, (at time of first writing).


Ox(nard) had a father who destroyed his sense of self-worth and made him shy and reluctant to talk to strangers before departing the scene. Gordo of the epomynously named garage has taken him under his wing, so to speak, and given him a job and a renewed sense of self worth. Mom is surprised when Ox immediately befriends the Bennetts who have just moved in at the dead end of the street.


Joe, the youngest member of the pack, of werewolves, inexplicably bonds with Ox cementing a friendship with the rest of the pack. Gordo reveals more about himself and his sense of unease with the pack. Life is complicated.


This the first in a series where werewolves are very real and an Alpha rules the pack.


The human members of the pack remark that beautiful people strip naked before turning to save their clothes. Make-up sex, it seems, is the best.


As the book ends two of the pack's main enemies have been eliminated and Ox has been turned so that the healing powers possessed by wolves can save his life. So he'll be around for book 2 of 4 so far.


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Thursday, September 05, 2024

The Sheep Queen

The Sheep Queen

Thomas Savage


This is the story of a matriarch in a time when women had very few rights who, by force of will, forged a family empire. It tells how she inspired a multi-generational group of talented individuals to forge their own path.


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Tuesday, September 03, 2024

The House in the Cerulean Sea

Cerulean Chronicles #1

The House in the Cerulean Sea

T.J. Klune, Daniel Henning (Narrator)


The first clue that this book is fantasy is the cast on a child's tail and then learning the child lives at an orphanage for magical children Linus has been sent to investigate. I'm immediately drawn to Linus.


Orphanages are run by people who cannot afford to become emotionally involved with their clients. Linus cannot maintain such objectivity.


The office manager here reminds one of why so many prefer to continue working from home.


The tone of the book is tongue in cheek, the name--Extremely Upper Management seems intended to be farcical. Can't wait until Calliope the cat meets the AntiChrist. Calliope reminds me of Thump's Freeway.


Linus takes a long train ride to his month-long assignment that proves to be at the end of the line. There he is met by a water sprite who drives him at breakneck speed to the ferry and there abandons him. After driving the only road in sight he arrives at his destination and Calliope disappears into a magical garden. There he is met by a garden sprite who introduces him to a garden gnome, a wood sprite, a wyvern, and the magical creatures keep coming.


What is not immediately made clear is Linus' magical status. Seems he has none.


Arthur manages five of the most unusual and potentially dangerous magical children one could imagine. The Wyvern has a nest in the attic. Another bears resemblance to a Jellyfish; yet another shape shifts into a Pomeranian. Lucy sleeps in Arthur's closet. And then there's the garden gnome. All five are children who are still trying to adjust to and manage their unusual powers and abilities. There's a cook and the sprite who owns the island this all sits on.


If the cover photo is any indication it is magic that prevents the orphanage from collapsing into the sea.


The gang goes for a stroll in the woods and given who they are this is no teddy bear's picnic. That the wood sprite has flowers growing out her walls and grass for her livingroom floor should not surprise.


Speak softly and carry a big stick. A burning phoenix with a 20 ft wingspan does not require the stick.


Some things are greater than the sum of their parts and it is love that cements this story. I discovered this writer only a week ago but this book has been the most enjoyable read I've had in years. The author has a way of hinting at things and keeping you waiting for the reveal but it's no secret that book two in the series is due in a weeks time on September 10.


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Sunday, September 01, 2024

The Theory of Anything: A Short Intellectual Crime Novel

The Friar's Lantern #0.5

The Theory of Anything: A Short Intellectual Crime Novel

Greg Hickey


We met chaos theory in Jurassic Park. Along with Calculus and Quantum Mechanics Chaos Theory or Random Theory is beyond the average comprehension as is superfluid helium that flows through glass.


Dr. Solon, David, has several shocking events disturb his academic life. The Novel ends without anything resolved.


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Thursday, August 29, 2024

Lifeguard

Lifeguard: A Selection from the John Updike Audio Collection

John Updike


There's a distinct shortage of lifeguards in 2024 because none were trained during the Pandemic when pools were closed. Doesn't help that the pay isn't commensurate with the responsibility. Sure you get to sit on your high perch and work on your tan while you flex to look your best and the rest is hours of boredom until someone does something stupid and you have to perform a rescue.


A young lad I knew was just ending his shift when a group of immigrants reported their buddy missing. He was found just beyond the lake's drop-off, his buddies had obviously not looked out for him.


The theology student in this short taken from a collection preens on his work station and dreams up parables in the sand as he lusts for the bodies on display.


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Wednesday, August 28, 2024

Dirt Creek

Dirt Creek

Hayley Scrivenor, Sophie Loughran (Narrator)


Set downunder in a dirt poor dying town. This is a mystery involving the disappearance of a 12-yr-old schoolgirl. The story has no happy endings. It begins in medias res and then backs up to give background on the various people who knew the child, her friends, neighbours, and townspeople. All this detail becomes tedious after a while.


After all those pages the author writes an acknowledgement that drags on and on and on as well. The one thing that all those workshops and writer in residencies didn't teach her was brevity. Never have figured out what interest the reader has in all that. Sort of like the closing credits of a Hollywood movie that run on and on to background music proving why it costs so many millions to make a feature picture.


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Today I'll See Her

The Riverview Mysteries

Today I'll See Her

Michele Pariza Wacek


This book represents an exercise in futility. The same ritual is repeated adnauseam. It becomes boring.


Until it doesn't and we finally learn what's really going on here.


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Tuesday, August 27, 2024

Gold Dust A Collection of Golden Counsels for the Sanctification of Daily Life

Gold Dust A Collection of Golden Counsels for the Sanctification of Daily Life

Adrien Sylvain, Charlotte Mary Yonge (Editor)


My copy is an original English translation with the limp suede leather binding and gilt edge lettering, (gold?) given to my mother. Seemingly published in 1880 books in that era were not copyrighted. Gifted her after her marriage in 1945.


An artifact of the Victorian Age and a heavily pietistic devotional. Dating from the era when you did not go to communion without first attending the Confessional, it contains an elaborate ritual for such preparation.


Obviously aimed at Fundamentalists it does not reflect my present day theological position. Read decades past.


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Borden Chantry

Borden Chantry

Louis L'Amour


Duelling is still an Olympic Sport using blunted epees and elaborate protective equipment. Boxing is a form of specialized duel--the manly art; still legally practised as is wrestling. War was once conducted with swords and then there was the joust. The advent of gunpowder made the practice far more deadly. Elaborately made and encased duelling pistols still exist. Duelling was once legal, murder was another matter.


[Personally I find Greco-Roman Wrestling a boring watch.]


Supposedly the ability to quickly draw a six-gun and fire it accurately was an essential tool in Olde West law enforcement. The essential tools were quick reflexes, good eyesight, and learning not to hesitate before pulling that trigger. You may have watched Gunsmoke or High Noon.


All these "sports" are fuelled by ego and testosterone. Competitiveness. Success, if that word can be applied to the taking of human life gave the winner an ego boost. Mass shootings are a weekly event to this day in America. Computer video games give aficionados a vicarious boost.


This tale is the story of such an Old West Marshall.


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Wednesday, August 21, 2024

The Lonesome Gods

The Lonesome Gods

Louis L'Amour, David Strathairn (Reader)


Seems almost a Horatio Alger tale. Johannes Vern is a very resilient self sufficient boy to cope with the tragedy in his life and live alone.


The book leaves one with a sense the author never completed it. There is violence and gunfire aplenty but the lad and the girl he loves never consummate their union.



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Monday, August 19, 2024

Amazing Alaska!

Amazing Alaska!: Fall in Love with Alaska through Interesting Fun Facts and Fantastic Stories for the Entire Family

Marianne Jennings


If Americans in general are bullish on America the author is bearish on Alaska.


You may have heard in passing that Mount McKinley has been given its original Athabascan name along with the park that surrounds it--Denali. As you read this book you will discover that many other locations with which you've been familiar have new unpronounceable and unspellable names that reflect traditional nomenclature.


Quebec may have its ice hotel, Alaska has an ice museum. Alaska has its characters, unique laws, festivals, superstitions, traditions, humour.


And a cat who was mayor.




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Sunday, August 18, 2024

Double Eagle

DreadfulWater #7

Double Eagle

Thomas King


King's writing is authentic to Native Experience and ethos. The turns of phrase, the sense of flex time, diffuse responsibility, collective ownership, and overall the sense of humour. Thumps DreadfulWater has an eccentric circle of friends even given Reserve values. Anyone who has ever spent time on Reserve will feel immediately at home on King's turf.


Since Professor King has taught classes he's obviously sold out to White Society's sense of scheduling but he understands native sensibilities and pokes gentle fun. Any on reserve event I've ever attended never followed the published schedule. The native story teller only showed up when he felt like it and the only thing that happened on time was the sunrise ceremony over which mother earth had absolute control.


It takes half the book before the dead body makes its appearance.


The double eagle of the title was an illegally produced gold piece struck after America went off the gold standard and recalled all gold coins.


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Saturday, August 17, 2024

Denial: A Novel

Jilly Truitt #2

Denial: A Novel

Beverley McLachlin


The narrator is not acknowledged here.


As befits a retired judge writing what she knows this becomes a courtroom drama with a few side plots thrown in. The central character is a defence lawyer charged with defending a client accused of murder in what appears to be a slam dunk case for the prosecution. She pulls off a last minute reveal worthy of Perry Mason.


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Friday, August 16, 2024

Beach: Stories by the Sand and Sea

Beach: Stories by the Sand and Sea

Lencek Lena Bosker Gideon (Editor)


A series of excerpts from other works, not short stories.


Begins with Marine Biologist Rachel Carson writing about intertidal life.


Goes on to talk about how the EU popularized access to Mediterranean Beach Resorts.


Taking a turn toward adult content an American tourist gets rolled by Mexican Gendarmes when he goes out at night and a Divinity Student has the hots for the scantily clad gals he sees from his lifeguard perch. Not certain the relevance of a mistress bedding her paramour. A black insurance executive sets up a beach resort for people of colour all over America.


There doesn't seem to be any unifying theme save that all occur on or near a beach.


A Floor of Flounders


A cold wind had blown hard all night and turned to the North-West. How could there be dew on the grass?


The ten-page excerpt is basically 2 ultra-long paragraphs desperately in need of editing they did not receive.


Nearly sixty years since I read Albert Camus in the original Français. Certainly didn't remember they went to the beach.


Few of the people in these excerpts enjoy being at the beach. Certainly not the couple on a cruise in a state room the size of a broom closet. I share the wife's disdain for canned peas.


When I went on a 2-man tour of Custer State Park and the dead presidents our tour guide remarked that is was novel guiding a pair with no interest in the gift shops. I also invited him to have lunch with us. The tour boat in my latest tale stops at all the island gift shops for Australian junk made in Taiwan there being no aboriginal art available to grace their shelves.


Walking on the Great Barrier Reef sounds like a bad idea.


And the excerpts end with Chekhov and a banker and his mistress in Yalta.



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Wednesday, August 14, 2024

Small Town Sins

Small Town Sins

Ken Jaworowski


It's not that everyone knows everyone else's business it's the secrets people try to hide.


Nathan is a small town Pennsylvania Volunteer Fireman who rescues a drug dealer from a fire and finds a bag filled with millions.


Callie is a nurse in a small hospital where a dying cancer victim in her teens is her sole patient.


Andrew is a recovering addict to heroin.


The first two cohabit, not sure how the third relates.


One gets the impression that these people are losers who suffer from their bad choices. Hard to believe anyone could compound so much bad luck. When major industries leave town things go from bad to worse for the people left in the lurch. Governments throw money at corporations to establish branch plants that close when recession hits. Corporations may have downturns but small towns have depression.


Half a trillion dollars was invested in bringing a battery plant to Ontario which is on hold because electric cars aren't selling. The money would have been better spent investing in residential charging stations so people would have reason to buy the things.


If you're looking for Happily Ever After this is not the book for you.


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Monday, August 12, 2024

Full Disclosure

Jilly Truitt #1

Full Disclosure: A Novel

Beverley McLachlin, Joy Osmanski (Reading)


Interesting side note. It is noted that a picture of the female supreme court justice hung on a wall; this was likely the author herself.


Justice is what can be proved in a court of law; truth is quite another matter. And in a jury trial the prejudices of a jury of your peers becomes the deciding factor. Which is why until very recent decades no white person could be convicted of killing a black in the American South no matter how blatant the proof.


The lawyer here learns some painful truths about her background as an orphan. Sometimes justice does not bear strict adherence to the law.




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Saturday, August 10, 2024

On the Run

Ryan Kaine #1

On the Run

Kerry J. Donovan, Gildart Jackson (Reading)


The operative here was considered expendable, the people in charge intended to leave no evidence behind but Kaine survives and figures out there is no one he can trust but himself.


Kaine wreaks deadly violence with shocking aplomb leaving behind piles of broken bodies, explosions, and burning buildings.


Much is left unresolved when the story suddenly ends meaning to be continued next volume. Not sure I want to put myself through more of this.


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Friday, August 09, 2024

The Assessment

Ryan Kaine's Origins #1

The Assessment

Kerry J. Donovan


A prequel to a series that extends to 12 volumes. Big Jenks, Arthur 'Big Jenks' Jenkinson, has no lack of ego to go with his rather profane vocabulary. He also has a great deal of disdain for the military establishment that cast him off as surplus to their needs. He narrates this tome, Ryan Kaine would appear to be about to become his CO.


Although Big jenks narrates most of this novel it is Ryan Kaine's series and show. Jenks is a big bruiser with an attitude and a hot head with a temper. Kaine is a runt by comparison but proves he has what it takes.


Three audiobooks in the series available on Hoopla.


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Wednesday, August 07, 2024

Two Days

Two Days

Iain Ryan


Never quite figured out the plot here. Bad grammar and spelling didn't help.


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Tuesday, August 06, 2024

Shifting

Fated Saga #2

Shifting

Rachel M. Humphrey-D'aigle


The twins Meghan and Colin possess mental telepathy and other developing magical abilities. Aiding their friend Jae has seen them spirited to a foreign magical kingdom where they are trapped with no chance of getting home for three years.


We've heard of purgatory but here exists a ghost town where ghosts hover and pass in and out. The candy store sells ghost pills that turn people temporarily into ghosts and ghosts into live beings.


And the plot thickens as the twins magical abilities develop. Colin is still frustrated that puberty and the growth spurt that will come with it hasn't hit him yet.


Having innate magical abilities especially when they're new to you and you don't have control over them or know how to use them is a mixed blessing. Being strangers in a strange land among people of a strange culture is even more stressful. As is sibling rivalry.


This is book #2 of what is now an 11 book series.


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Sulfur Springs

Cork O'Connor #16

Sulfur Springs

William Kent Krueger, David Chandler (Narrator )


A book I've finished before entering here.


Knowing our neighbour to the South as we do Canadians are glad to be on this side of the border. How bad must conditions be in Meso-America that people risk all to get to America, or do they believe what they see on television.


The bad guys are ever better funded and equipped than law enforcement. And where there's money to be splashed around there always seem to be cops willing to be bribed and corrupted.


No matter how many fences and walls Trump might wish to build there always seem to be means of circumventing them.


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Sunday, August 04, 2024

Take Your Breath Away

Take Your Breath Away

Linwood Barclay, Joe Knezevich (Narrator), George Newbern (Narrator), Hillary Huber (Narrator), Pete Simonelli (Narrator), Michael Crouch (Narrator), Lauren Fortgang (Narrator), Jim Meskimen (Narrator), Karissa Vacker (Narrator)


This is another case of an innocent man zeroed in on as the obvious culprit in the death of his wife who mysteriously disappeared while he was off on a fishing trip.


This is essentially a whodunit. Where money and drugs are concerned it's often hard to know who your friends are. Owing money to loan sharks and bikers is not healthy.




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Wednesday, July 31, 2024

Escaping Camp Roosevelt

Escaping Camp Roosevelt

Bryan T. Clark


M+M Romance


A homeless encampment. Two homeless lads doing what they can to survive.


Dancer is an auburn haired beyond handsome street smart runaway who escaped his sexually abusive stepfather and sells his body to make a living. How he avoids AIDS is another matter.


Tucker and his little sister Mattie are homeless because their Meth-head mother ploughs their livelihood into her habit. Tucker can't trust the 6-yr-old out of his sight for even 5 minutes or she'll get in trouble here.


All this adds up to a story that is better than the sum of its parts.


As Tom in then movie Endgame relates Sex, for a rent boy, is a transaction that is imposed upon your body but in which you neither emotionally or mentally participate. It's as if you weren't even present.


The feelings Tucker awakens in Dancer threaten to break down those barriers and expose him to emotional involvements he has buried deep inside him. Sex is something done to him, not something he indulges for pleasure.


And just when they come close to getting it on Tucker's mother shows up on the scene.


Both these boys are victims of dysfunctional families.


Tucker's mother is a taker, her habit a black hole that absorbs their living, everything good in their lives.


Dancer's Mother was too absorbed in her career to pay any attention to the abuse occurring right under her nose. Ironic that this book written 5 years ago has a real life Canadian equivalent presently in the news.




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Wednesday, July 24, 2024

Dam Busters: Canadian Airmen and the Secret Raid Against Nazi Germany

Dam Busters: Canadian Airmen and the Secret Raid Against Nazi Germany

Ted Barris


The MacKenna brothers were vilified by the Cdn. Legion for their documentaries on Bomber Harris. This raid killed thousands of German civilians. History is written by the winners. Atrocities are committed only by the enemy.


And as usual the story begins with the machinations of politicians and military brass while Barnes Wallis laboured to solve the physics that would make the bombs work.


One by one we are introduced to the Canadians who will make up the special crew, yet unnamed and mission unknown.


Could have wished the captions in the picture supplement were attached to the actual photographs instead of lumped separately. The photographs make vividly plain the youth of the boys who flew--most cenotaphs show old men. The final chapters deal with legacy and commercialization. This book being one such example.


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Tuesday, July 23, 2024

The Metalist's Journey: Prologue to Secrets of Urthis

The Metalist's Journey: Prologue to Secrets of Urthis

KD Lumsden


The father-son in this dystopian tale have an abusive relationship. The father seems only to be able to affirm his own worth by demeaning his son. Don't know why anyone would want to explore this further.



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Monday, July 22, 2024

The Mailman,,or The Handyman

The Mailman

or The Handyman

Michael Bronte


The book has different titles in different editions.


Begins with a letter carrier making his rounds in what feels like a very familiar scenario with the same issues all such face. The observations are so apt I'm curious as to whether the author was so employed for a time.


Scott Campbell, "Soup", is the mailman of the title and his rounds give him loads of time for introspection. Marisa, his girlfriend of five months has needs and is not shy about making them known, one suspects she supplied the rubber. Kaz, a cop, is his best friend whom he is trying to get inspect the goings on in a run-down house on his route occupied by "Mr. Dirty".


Part two of the book switches to a young female Hispanic Detective whose fellow parishioners hint at nefarious goings on in their neighbourhood which leads her to suspect human trafficking and sex slave operations, she just needs a lead and one suspects Scott will provide it. We hear about the operation from the Russian Mafia's end of it all.


Matters heat up when Soup, Marissa and Kaz stake out the house on Newell and make violent contact. I keep forgetting that Soup is a veteran of the Sandbox and takes martial arts classes with his girlfriend.


There is a distinct lack of consistency here. Characters enter and get dropped. Scott becomes Jake and acquires a wife and family. This feels like several short stories cobbled together.


And as it must the story ends where the mystery began with a showdown involving the Russian Mob, The Pentagon, the FBI, local police and Scott's Family and fellow Vet Tiny.


The story ends with an HEA. The text desperately needs editing.


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The Australian

The Australian

Diana Palmer


Harlequin Book so we know the formula, OK Timewaster.


Begins with Priss being picked up at the airport after five years away at college by the "neighbour boy" she left behind her when she went off to Hawaii to live with an Aunt. He is performing a neighbourly duty with cool, almost cold efficiency.


Chapter two jumps back to the day Priss left for Hawaii and John drops in to give her a petting session that goes all the way to third base and an orgasm without hitting a home run. This is a romance novel.


Chapter three sees her in Hawaii.


Finally by chapter 6 we get back to Aussie. Since his mother moved out on him John has moved the widow next door in to cook and give him comfort breaking Priss' heart. No wonder that ride home was rather icy.


But this is a romance and it demands an HEA so the second half will concern the reconciliation and the love fest. John may even finally make the home run. The pair have already had two make-out sessions to titillate the reader. Will the epilogue feature little uns.


What a Georgia Peach knows about fair dinkum is open to question. Dropping a few colloquialisms hardly qualifies as local knowledge.


Of course we repeatedly hear about Priss' beauty and Jake's powerful legs, narrow waist, six pack, muscular chest and broad shoulders. And he's blonde.


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Thursday, July 18, 2024

In the Mountains

In the Mountains

Rachel Ember

M+M Short

A gay pair drive to the Colorado Rockies. Alas the tale is a pretext for the orgy behind a rest stop bunker and profanity that follows.


Not a recommendation for the series to follow.


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Wednesday, July 17, 2024

The Wreck

The Wreck

Landon Beach, Scott Brick (Narrator)


You can see it all over Oakville. Modest dwellings on prime locations torn down to be replaced by monster homes. The Martins have inherited a modest beach-front cottage in an area sprouting with multi-million dollar manorial estates. Their cottage has become an eyesore to their neighbours.


Nate discovers a Spanish Doubloon on his beach. His first mistake is talking about it in town.


Nate and his friends are teachers, at the university level it seems.


When a wreck holds millions in gold the perils of cave diving are the least of this groups problems.


The final showdown occurs underwater where guns cannot be fired so spearguns and knives plus a final explosives charge.


The epilogue gives us an HEA.




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Tuesday, July 16, 2024

The CARGO: A Caleb Baxter Novel

The CARGO: A Caleb Baxter Novel

Kris Moller


Second book by this title I've read. Had to check that Kris is a male's name.


The text needs a further edit. The plot is rather convoluted and an episodic reader loses track.


The Cargo it seems is human.



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Desert Star

Renée Ballard #5

Desert Star

Michael Connelly, Titus Welliver (Narrator), Christine Lakin (Narrator)


Bosch and Ballard embark on the search for a killer whose crime eluded Bosch in the past and is now a cold case.


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Monday, July 15, 2024

Mercerian Tales

Heir to the Crown #2.5

Mercerian Tales

Paul J. Bennett


Assuming a woman surrounded by wolves is under attack may be the wrong conclusion, especially when the wolves attack in her defence.


So begins the first tale in this series. The book takes the form of a multi-generational group of high ranking individuals swapping tales around a campfire.


Next up is the Bandit-King whose guerrilla-style raids stymie the knights sent to capture him after he steals a consignment of the local Earl's favourite wine.


And this is fantasy so the next tale involves a gryphon.


And the final story concerns how Anna acquired her massive canine protector Tempus.


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Sunday, July 14, 2024

Boy in Darkness

Gormenghast #2.5

Boy in Darkness

Mervyn Peake, P.J. Lynch (Illustrator)


Found it on Open Library.


This is fantasy writing. Titus escapes the confines of his castle and the restraints he feels there only to discover the world outside is a fearsome place. The story is more about the world he finds than about Titus himself.


The phantasmagorical tale was too tall attain any level of acceptance. The piece ends suddenly with Titus recapture by his castle keepers.


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Thursday, July 11, 2024

Dark Sacred Night

Dark Sacred Night

Michael Connelly, Christine Lakin (Narrator), Titus Welliver (Narrator)


Bosch # 21


Introduces a new female detective named Ballard to Bosch's world.


A great deal of policing is painstaking drudgery leading to moments of pure terror. Staying awake for stakeouts mind-numbing and nail-biting. Solving cold cases involves finding clues the original detectives missed. To say that convicting the guilty gives closure is empty solace.


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Wednesday, July 10, 2024

Shadow of the Crown

Heir to the Crown #4

Shadow of the Crown

Paul J. Bennett


More sword than sorcery. Intrigue, political assassination, and treachery. Eliminating your competitors is a tradition well documented in Biblical times.


The humans in this narrative are joined by a life mage, a dwarf, and use fire portals to travel vast distances to visit orcs, elves, and other stranger beings.


Princess ANNA works to regain her father's throne accompanied by her faithful dog, Tempus and a cast of knights, dwarfs, orcs and a mage or two.


The story devolves into a series of battles that proceed like a mighty chess game.


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Tuesday, July 09, 2024

The Lake Erie Shore: Ontario's Forgotten South Coast

The Lake Erie Shore: Ontario's Forgotten South Coast

Ron Brown


As much History Lesson as description of the shoreline. Political corruption is nothing new and our interactions with First Nations really are only yesterday and ongoing. United Empire Loyalists swarmed the area which was later ravaged by the War of 1812.


In discussing Wainfleet Bog and the peat operations there Brown fails to note that it is also home to a southern population of Massasauga Rattlers something of which visitors should be aware.


In the early 60ies my older school mates came to Ontario to pick tobacco. Of course farming took place inland, it was harbour facilities that enabled sending produce to market. While the forests lasted mills operated on rivers and streams their products transhiped by boat and later train until trucking replaced both. Fishing flourished until the seaway let in the lamprey eel and ship's bilge released zebra mussels.


Improved transport attracted tourists to the many beaches bringing business for hotels and cottages, restaurants, dance halls, and amusement parks. Farm runoff and industrial pollution spoiled that market.


It was four years after this book was published that Heinz pulled up stakes and abandoned their ketchup plant in Leamington putting people out of work and area farmers without a market for tons of tomatoes. Two years later Frenchs Mustard stepped in to take up the slack. Both are American Companies operating branch plants.


The final pages are extensive back-up notes.


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Friday, July 05, 2024

The Return of Kid Cooper

The Return of Kid Cooper

Brad Smith, Milton Bagby (Reading)


Like so many other people with the name Smith there are a number by this name who are authors. This one lives in Southern Ontario.


Somehow this story failed to keep me awake long enough to figure out a plot. The hero of the piece dies.







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Thursday, July 04, 2024

The Vet & the Cowboy

The Vet & the Cowboy

Olivia Sands


A romance novelette neither Amazon nor Goodreads have heard of but it sounds worth reading.


Luke's a hunk with muscles earned through hard work. Bianca is petite, athletic and beautiful. They strike sparks, learn respect, have that first kiss and then disaster strikes.


His boss intends to sell the farm/ranch and suddenly his world falls apart.


But love finds a way and we get an HEA.


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Wednesday, July 03, 2024

Stuck With an Alpha Protector

Stuck With an Alpha Protector

Journey Lee


So, an okay time waster with a plot that seems so familiar I almost believe I've read this before or a romance very like it.


A pair stuck together by a blizzard that isolates them in a remote cabin without electricity. Seemingly the phones work.


And it all leads to an HEA.




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Tuesday, July 02, 2024

The Wrong Side of Goodbye

Harry Bosch #19

The Wrong Side of Goodbye

Michael Connelly, Titus Welliver (Narrator)


As it happens it is this story that is the focus of the TV Series Bosch that I am watching. It will be interesting to see how the original has been adapted.


A book tells you what happened, a movie shows you. The grandmother and grandson were given more prominence in the movie.


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